Typical

This is a Grape Jolly Rancher. It's been sitting on my desk for about two weeks. I don't want to eat it. A friend of mine, who used to stop my my office a couple of times a week, mentioned the last time he was here, that he loves Grape Jolly Ranchers. They are the only kind he likes, and he seems to think they are hard to come by. The next day I encountered a Grape Jolly Rancher at the tanning salon. I snatched it up...and brought it with me to work. It has been sitting here ever since...and my friend has apparently decided I'm not worth visiting. That'll teach me to do anything nice for anyone. Hmph.