Ugly Sweater

So...tonight I'm going to an Ugly Sweater Party. As you can probably figure, from the name of the party...I'm supposed to wear an ugly sweater. When I heard about the party a while ago, I thought..."How fun! This is going to be hilarious!" I mean, who doesn't want to see their friends and acquaintances wearing ugly sweaters? Oh...the photographic memories to be had.

Now, though...as the party is upon me...I realize that I don't HAVE any ugly sweaters. You see...the point of keeping the clothes in my closet...is that they are NOT ugly. I prefer clothes that are the opposite of ugly. So I'm kind of in a pickle. I don't want to go to the party in a non-ugly sweater and appear to be a spoil sport. But I'm not going to go out and spend money on an ugly sweater that I'll only wear once. Sadness.

I am most likely going to try to put together a combination of non-ugly clothes that don't play well together...and see if I can get away with that. Hopefully there will be one of my totally fashionable sweaters in there somewhere, pretending to be ugly.